JuliaDull265

Yo, Santa! Hows it going in the great white north? Seeing as it tis the season, right here is my letter about what I want for Christmas.

Been Very good

Santa, I know you do that complete very good versus bad factor. I promise Ive been a good web marketer this year. I havent spammed the search engines with mirror sites, hyperlink farm purchases or tiny tricks to tweak your buddies at Google. Now, while Ive been great, I would like a handful of poor things for Christmas. No ponies right here, I want the excellent stuff.

Dear Santa, I want:

1. A lump of coal to be offered to the undesirable individual or persons at Yahoo whove been deleting my pages from their search engine outcomes.

2. A lump of coal to the same men and women at Yahoo who came up with the Web site Match nonsense. Really feel cost-free to let the reindeer relieve themselves while on the roofs of these peoples properties.

3. To meet a person from Google who handles the ranking updates in a bar late at night immediately after theyve been drinking for four or 5 hours. I only need to have 15 minutes. Pleeeeasssee! Ive been so good.

four. Five minutes in the Ultimate Fighting Octagon with Bill Gates.

5. A few hours with your list of poor individuals who will get coal for the holidays. Dont be concerned, I can figure out which ones are fraudulently clicking my PPC advertisements.

6. Please send the Santa virus to the folks who hold sending me the phishing Spend Pal emails.

7. Identical factor for the undesirable boys and girls sending me pharmaceutical spam.

8. The opportunity to beat every single dmoz volunteer editor more than the head with my keyboard just when. Okay, possibly twice.

Now I understand you are a master of becoming subtle. When I visited you at the mall, you acted like I was a lunatic and you didnt know what I was speaking about. I actually didnt appreciate you calling safety and the FBI, but I guess everyone has a poor day. Im confident I can count on you to come by means of this year.

Oh, I forgot one thing. Angelina Jolie. Certainly Angelina Jolie. Leave her brief dork boyfriend at house.

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