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Yo, Santa! Hows it going in the great white north? Seeing as it tis the season, right here is my letter about what I want for Christmas.

Been Very good

Santa, I know you do that complete good versus negative issue. I promise Ive been a good world wide web marketer this year. I havent spammed the search engines with mirror websites, link farm purchases or tiny tricks to tweak your friends at Google. Now, even though Ive been good, I would like a couple of bad items for Christmas. No ponies right here, I want the great stuff.

Dear Santa, I want:

1. A lump of coal to be given to the undesirable individual or persons at Yahoo whove been deleting my pages from their search engine benefits.

2. A lump of coal to the same people at Yahoo who came up with the Website Match nonsense. Feel free to let the reindeer relieve themselves whilst on the roofs of these peoples houses.

3. To meet a individual from Google who handles the ranking updates in a bar late at night immediately after theyve been drinking for four or five hours. I only want 15 minutes. Pleeeeasssee! Ive been so good.

4. Five minutes in the Ultimate Fighting Octagon with Bill Gates.

five. A few hours with your list of bad people who will get coal for the holidays. Dont worry, I can figure out which ones are fraudulently clicking my PPC ads.

6. Please send the Santa virus to the individuals who preserve sending me the phishing Pay Pal emails.

7. Exact same issue for the undesirable boys and girls sending me pharmaceutical spam.

8. The opportunity to beat every single dmoz volunteer editor more than the head with my keyboard just when. Okay, maybe twice.

Now I understand you are a master of being subtle. When I visited you at the mall, you acted like I was a lunatic and you didnt know what I was speaking about. I actually didnt appreciate you calling security and the FBI, but I guess everyone has a poor day. Im positive I can count on you to come by way of this year.

Oh, I forgot something. Angelina Jolie. Absolutely Angelina Jolie. Leave her brief dork boyfriend at home.

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